evil_clown @ : Texts from last night
Followed this link from FOH. I think some of them might be fake but even so it's pretty funny. I thought some of them were too funny not to share:http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/
(913): checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
(530): You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
(971): I have two black x marks on my hands.
(503): Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
(971): damnit I wish I could remember that.
(570): why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
(1-570): you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911
(212): i want you now
(916): you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
(601): How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
(601): Sex with a fat chick.
(205): woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
(1-205): yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
(401): This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
(843): so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
(1-843): i am grossed the fuck out
(802): my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
This, coupled with the combined energies of Tim, Erik and Joey, will breed a new BTE game. It's poker betting drinks until we are really drunk. After that, we start betting drunk text messages where we play to text "Wil" or someone that isn't with us and then the winner chooses a cell phone and sends a drunk message.