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8th January 2010

antidemism8:23pm: What???
I demand everyone writes at least 4 sentences about what is going on in their life.

I have become used to living in the Japan and my rural town. I am enjoying going to mountains to snowboard on the weekends now (this weekend will be my 3rd time). I am preparing to tell my work that I won't work here again next year, and am also preparing to find an English teaching job in Tokyo (from August), which is an awesome city. I am also watching Dragon Ball Z a lot in Japanese and was very shocked to find out that Vegeta says "It's over 8000!!!!" in the original Japanese script.

I mean, I was sitting there, looking at the scene...and waiting for him to start saying it in Japanese....like I was thinking the japanese word for 9000.....but then he said the Japanese word for 8000.....

I think 9000 is a better number. It sounds more dramatic. And it's not too high, because it's still under 10000.

14th October 2009

evil_clown11:45pm: This makes more sense the more you watch it.
At first I was like "that isn't true." Then I kept it on for a couple more loops and it had me wondering if there are spots in the world that they still do this.

http://www.funny-games.biz/cartoon/melons-are-here.html

1st September 2009

evil_clown12:27am: Texts from last night
Followed this link from FOH. I think some of them might be fake but even so it's pretty funny. I thought some of them were too funny not to share:

http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/


(913): checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.

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(530): You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.

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(971): I have two black x marks on my hands.
(503): Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
(971): damnit I wish I could remember that.

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(570): why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
(1-570): you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911

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(212): i want you now
(916): you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this

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(601): How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
(318): Alcohol?
(601): Sex with a fat chick.

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(205): woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
(1-205): yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....

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(401): This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?

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(843): so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
(1-843): i am grossed the fuck out

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(802): my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???


This, coupled with the combined energies of Tim, Erik and Joey, will breed a new BTE game. It's poker betting drinks until we are really drunk. After that, we start betting drunk text messages where we play to text "Wil" or someone that isn't with us and then the winner chooses a cell phone and sends a drunk message.

14th August 2009

evil_clown2:49am: I have exciting news!
Japan is so great! I'm having a wonderful time and have hundreds of stories to share with you guys. Actually, man I totally forgot, but I wasn't going to Japan and have no stories to share. Would anyone be able to pick up the slack I left and provide some details?

29th June 2009

antidemism3:12pm: hi
What's everyone up to?

everyone busy on the fourth, or want to make some plans?

Those around P-Town, let's hang out.

Vernonia is nice, but I don't want to spend everyday here : (

1st April 2009

evil_clown1:59am:

Church followers!

All read the comment below from the Auspicious and Venerable Reverend Erik Hagen:

Grand General Scribe Tim Treen shall craft an accurate depiction on the circumstances involving the expulsion of Michael Armendariz from BTE. This story will highlight the way that my church handles sinners and traitors and the powerful ability of the Auspicious and Venerable Reverend Erik Hagen to exorcise demons!



19th March 2009

evil_clown5:47am: My twin. I couldn't believe it wasn't me because we have the same body and the same picture-taking skills.



18th March 2009

almightysim4:19pm:

1st March 2009

evil_clown2:28am:

14th February 2009

almightysim3:21pm: GODDAMNIT WIL

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v125/TheAlmightySim/DCP_2272.jpg

27th January 2009

evil_clown10:07pm: I will buy a dog if and only if I can train it to do this:


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25th December 2008

plank_knight9:47am: LAN
So, do we know to when the LAN is rescheduled?

24th December 2008

ferior8:35pm: Merry Christmas.

17th December 2008

ferior10:48pm:

16th December 2008

antidemism10:41pm: What the
Apparently putting wool sweatshirts into the washer halves their size.

You have all been warned.

11th December 2008

antidemism2:16pm: (WHAT)
I'm not sure if I'm way behind on this or what, but
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZ20N6syuwc

7th December 2008

almightysim11:02pm: Since people liked the Final Fantasy retrospective I linked a while back, it's worth linking the newest retrospective set, Warcraft.

http://www.gametrailers.com/game/10434.html
plank_knight2:54pm: Gifts for BTE All-Time Pros
Wil may find this request quite outside the spirit of gift giving, but that possibility should draw everybody else's attention. Right?

I wholly credit Wil when I bring this up, but I recently found out that customized mouse pads were both on the Internet and on the cheap. I propose that BTE members receive these mouse pads as gifts/loyalty assurance payments. The preliminary design idea is a black mouse pad with the BTE logo center top and the recipient's most memorable pseudonym/moniker/handle beneath in either silver or white.

The only obstacle to my genius is the propensity of BTE members to use various names. Thus I ask you fine gentles to select a designation for each member--I suppose you can include yourself--to be placed upon his mouse pad. I and a council of nameless and faceless individuals shall select the most appropriate name and hopefully these brilliant gifts will be distributed sometime during the holiday break.

By the by, this won't interfere with other gift ideas and don't worry about the funding. If you feel obligated to contribute more than your say, contact me and we'll discuss your hand in this momentous occasion.

The sooner we get the ideas down, the cheaper this venture should be.

28th November 2008

almightysim2:32pm: Lets see if the embedding on Youtube works on an embedded video...

13th November 2008

ferior3:16pm: SO DUDES

IN MY CLASS TODAY, THE PROF TALKED A BIT ABOUT A BOOK CALLED THE LAST DAYS OF HITLER IN WHICH THERE IS A SCENE, RIGHT AFTER HITLER OFFS HIMSELF AND THE SOLDIERS COME INTO HIS ROOM, WHERE THEY KIND OF STARE IN AWE AT THE CORPSE, AND THEN ONE OF THE SOLDIERS PULLS OUT A CIGARETTE AND LIGHTS UP, AND THEN THEY ALL DO. THIS IS DUE APPARENTLY TO THE FACT THAT HITLER WOULD NOT ALLOW CIGARETTE SMOKING IN HIS PRESENCE, A FACT I DID NOT KNOW UNTIL THEN.

SO I'M LATER BROWSING WIKIPEDIA AND LO AND BEHOLD, THE FEATURED ARTICLE FOR THE DAY IS THE ANTI-TOBACCO MOVEMENT IN NAZI GERMANY.

THIS IS FUCKING BAADER-MEINHOF PHENOMENON TO THE MAX, MAN.

FUCKIN' TRIPPIN' OVER HERE AT THIS SHIT.
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